So you want to be a sugardaddy?

Trust me, it isn't for everyone.

Here's my recommended way:

1. Make a list of your needs and wants, including physical attributes and services.

2. Do your research on the board and narrow down the list to maybe eight or so, possibly asking opinions of others, based on your list above.

3. See all of the ladies on your list - and narrow it down to the ladies you'd want to see again (one repeat). This determines initial compatibility and chemistry.

4. Actually repeat with the ones you want to see again. Narrow the list down again.

5. Repeat again. Narrow it down again. We are checking for long-term compatibility here.

6. When you're down to two left on the list, make your offer (to one or both).

7. Enjoy.

8. Repeat steps above if one or more of your friends retires.

Oh, and seeing two ladies is even bettter, if you can afford it. It helps balance things, because seeing one lady over the long term can lead to emotional dependencies that may be difficult to get over.

Note that the estimates I posted (36-48K/yr) are minimums. Below this, there can be little expectation of exclusivity - unless the lady holds down another "real world" job.

My lower-limit numbers are based on living expense costs from ladies I know, quoted numbers from ladies who have SDs, and quoted numbers from SDs themselves.

Average sugardaddy (SD) costs are more like 60-75K/yr, and that is the level at which I find that most ladies I know who have considered this are willing to consider an exclusive arrangement.

There is no SD upper-limit - think dot-com software moguls. The high range I've heard from members on the board, and friends, is in the 150-200K/yr range. The $1M/yr numbers you see on regular SP websites are a marketing play, no basis in real life. This is not to say this outlay does not exist... but the ladies in that range do not usually advertise, at least not as SPs.

You have already enumerated most of the expenses; gifts can be a large item, and can include not just the usual jewellery, clothes, vehicles, but also educational grants, travel, cosmetic surgery, other medical expenses, and gift disbursements for the lady's family.

What can you expect in return? Someone has already enumerated this well in an earlier post, but, just for completion: exclusive companionship (you're the only one she sees); availability at reasonable times (she sees you when you call, often 24/7); service flexibility (GFE? PSE? changes of pace? you choose); and the utmost discretion.

Note that the actual offering will differ from lady to lady as well as on the financial outlay. You can't expect 24/7 service at 36K/yr, but you can expect a guaranteed monthly number of dates.

One more financial point: If and when one ends an SD relationship with a lady, many a gentleman factors in a parting financial gift, to tide her over until she finds the next gentleman willing to keep her in the lifestyle she has grown accustomed to.

Common Abbreviations

Some of you have been asking about various abbreviations that you see on escort directories, escort review sites, and escort agency websites. Here's a little cheat sheet to help you out:

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = american born chinese
ABJ = american born japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
analinus = licking anus
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth
Aunt Flo = menstruation
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
bareback = without condom
BJ = blow job = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
butter face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
cash and dash = ROB who takes the money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cups of coffee = releases
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Dodge = Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DT = deep throat
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles (Thailand)
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
NSA = no strings attached
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PO = phone operator
PS = Private Show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
RA = relaxation assistant
raincoat = condom
RB = myredbook.com
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
tossing salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
WTF = What the fuck?
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time

Other places you can look...

Sun Newspaper classifieds

Eye and Now Magazine newspapers (back page)

The Red Zone
Internet Escort Directories (Eros, E-C, Cityvibe)
Internet Review Boards
Word of mouth referrals
Craigslist

The vast majority of Service Providers that are seen are from word of mouth or referrals from friends/clients and occasionally another SP.

Before discovering review boards, finding an escort was mostly hit and miss. After discovering the review boards all across the world, things started looking up.

The majority of those who use review boards are happy to help others starting out. Education is everything in this line of business!

Review: Canadian Adult Service Provider Index (CASPindex.com)

The Canadian Adult Service Provider Index
http://www.caspindex.com

The CASPindex is an excellent resource for finding the perfect escort in the city of Toronto, Canada. Billed as a resource that has escort profiles across Canada, the developers of the CASPindex are focusing on launching the service in Toronto before bringing it nationwide. Part escort directory, part escort search engine, part escort reviews service, the CASPindex works with both local escort agencies and independent escorts to provide users with a great amount of information to assist in a search.

Announcements serve to bring news to clients about new escorts, changes to service, or specials that agencies are running. Schedule postings allow clients to see exactly which service providers are working on a particular day.

Users can also contribute their experiences by providing Recommendations to others. In addition, users are given an intuitive way to keep track of their To-Do lists as well as their All-Time Favorites.

All in all, there is very little to not like about this Toronto escort directory.

Rating: 9/10
Highly recommended!

http://www.caspindex.com

There are two large directories that are nothing more than promotion for a large bait and switch organization. The sites are The Toronto Escorts Listing and the infamous Amazing Toronto Escorts.

Avoid any agency listed in these directories. I would recommend you go through these sites to familiarize yourselves with them. The "agencies" listed all have similar styles of websites and reuse the pictures of the girls extensively.

If you come across a site with a similar style and suspect it is part of this organization then go to a "whois" lookup such as http://www.swhois.com/ and look up the domain. If the domain is registered in Beirut, Lebanon or Milano, Italy then it is probably part of this organization and you should avoid it.

Other known scam sites/agencies:

Amazing Toronto Escorts

• Claudette Perrier Exclusive high Class Escort
• Sexy Julian Private Escort
• Lovely Gina in Toronto
• Classy Cynthia
• TORONTO ASIAN ESCORTS
• TORONTO OUTCALL ESCORTS
• Valentine Escorts Of Toronto
• Red Lipstick babes of Toronto
• Merry Christmas from Toronto's sweethearts
• Playful Bunnies Female Escort Service
• Midnight Trysts Female Escort Services
• Russian Dreams Female Escort Services
• Sixth Avenue Female Escorts
• Girlfriends Escorts GFE's
• Leather & Lace Escorts
• European Dreams Escorts
• Hearts Escorts
• Brunettes Escort Service
• 1st Class Escorts
• Kara's Girls
• Sensual Touch Escort Service
• Toronto Blondes Escort Agency
• Highheels Escorts Agencies
• Exotic Beauties escort services
• Andrea Wilde's Escorts
• Red Rose Escorts
• Exotic Elegance Female Escorts
• Fetish Toronto Female Escorts
• Sweet Vibrations Fetish Escorts
• Jonathon Toronto Male Escort

Escorts Toronto

• TORONTO ASIAN ESCORTS
• COWGIRLS OF CANADA
• SCHOOLGIRLS ESCORTS
• Holly Housewife
• After Hours Escorts
• Tropical Dreams
• Bargain Choice Escorts

John School

Some tips and pointers for all of you who are just starting out.

When telephoning or e-mailing

Don't call or e-mail unless you are genuinely interested. Be respectful and friendly towards her and bear in mind that this is a business transaction. Stories concerning your incredible sexual prowess and elephantine manhood are unlikely to arouse her, as she has heard them all before. Bear in mind that if she doesn't feel comfortable talking to you, she won't see you.

Check how much she charges and what services are included. There is no reason to be overly-graphic, but there is a good reason to make sure that you know what is included and she is prepared to offer the services you are looking for. NEVER haggle over charges... if her prices are too high, then there is nothing wrong with saying that her price is beyond what you had in mind, thank her for her time and then move on. Politeness costs nothing.

Making smutty telephone calls or sending pornographic e-mails is not funny or clever... it is infantile and very annoying. You will not get the response you are seeking and will have to pay the call charges as well. If you're really into this kind of thing, call one of the sex lines displayed so prominently in the tabloid press; alternatively save your money and go and buy brown paper packages from your local Porno Shop.

When speaking to an agency, remember that they are supplying an introduction only. What the girl does or doesn't do on the date is up to her. So don't ask.

Preparation before the date...

Cleanliness

Have a shower - paying particular attention to washing your private parts - and clean your teeth... the chances of your date being a willing participant in erotic games with you is directly proportional to your level of personal hygiene. She is unlikely to let you kiss her if your breath smells like Mike Tyson's jockstrap... and she will not be overly enthusiastic about you fumbling around in her expensive lingerie if your finger-nails have the contents of a bag of Irish Moss Peat underneath them.

Have a shave - not many girls class a "sanding-down" by a glass-paper fizzog as foreplay.

Put on clean underwear... even if you're not risking being knocked down by a No.76 bus, your chances of re-living scenes from Nine and a Half Weeks will be severely reduced if she discovers that your underpants look like the London Transport Skid Pan.

Money

Have the payment ready in cash, unless otherwise agreed, and counted. You have already found out how much it is going to cost, so to spare both of you any embarrassment, make sure the amount is correct and place it in an envelope or separate from the rest of your money.

Alcohol

A G&T to help with your nerves, or a brandy to make you randy is OK. Ten pints of Witches' Brew is not a good idea. Alcohol is a depressant rather than a stimulant and although you may think that it improves your staying power, it is more likely to prevent you from reaching orgasm at all... and beer breath is a turn-off.

Together at last...

Conversation

Be courteous. Offer her a drink... engage in a little chit-chat, treat her like a lady. Don't grope her the moment that she walks through the door. You may be paying for her services, but a little respect will pay dividends later...

Detailed personal questions should be a no-go area. This girl is with you under a business arrangement, so don't expect her to tell you her life history or innermost secrets... Under no circumstances ask:
What does your boyfriend think about your work?
Do your parents know about your job?
How much money do you make?
Do you pay tax?
Why don't you marry a rich man and forget about this work? etc.

These are very personal and patronising questions, so don't do it unless you are looking for a very cool performance or equally embarrassing questions in return, like:-
What does your wife do for a living?
Do your children know that you go out with escorts?
Does your boss know you're here?
Have you ever thought about going on a diet?
Has anyone ever told you that boxer shorts don't suit you?

Payment

You should already have the money ready, so at a suitable moment hand her the envelope. Don't get the money out and count it into her hand like a checkout girl at your local supermarket... and don't try the old Paul Daniels sleight-of-hand routine and try and keep one back. Don't try and be a smart arse and ask if she accepts American Express and don't try a bit of last minute bartering... it's too late.

Finding an Escort Agency in Canada: Use an Escort Directory to search listings!

With so many beautiful escorts available in Canada, how does one choose? My suggestion is to look for a good escort directory or escort index to help you find an escort in one of Canada's best cities. Alternatively, there are review boards that serve geographic areas:

• Terb.ca (Toronto, Hamilton, Oakville, Niagara)
• Perb.ca (Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton)
• Merb.ca (Montreal)

Whether you're looking for a premier, upscale Toronto escort or simply a Montreal "modeling agency" which provides exclusive companions and models for all occasions, you can be sure to find an escort listing that suits your needs. If you're going through an escort agency, be sure to find one that prides itself in being discrete, professional and honest with its clientele.

My goal is to review some of the escort directories that exist in Canada, to guide you to the safest and best place to find the perfect companion for you.